Heat, oh heat, why

Singapore weather really, really leaves much to be desired. As I type this, I sweat, despite having a fan blasting moderately warm air at me from about 20cm away. No, I do not have an air-con in my room.

I need this:

Bladeless Fan - Spiffy.

Or this:

Water cooling fan - how cool is that?

Or I could simply move to a country where the climate is less erratic.