Dedication to my IPhone

Dear IPhone,

I think our relationship is definitely.. more than just friends now. Don't you think so? I mean, we spend the best part of our days together. And I enjoy interacting with you a lot. You always seem to surprise me with new things every time I meet you! For my part, I try my best to keep up with you. I couldn't imagine life without you.

However.

I must confess, I have noticed certain shortcomings in you. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to nitpick here - every living thing has it's flaws, even I! I just want you to be the best you are.

Now, I always enjoy our.. fun times together. But why oh why is your battery life so short? I mean, it seems like your energy level dwindles incredibly fast once we start to play. Am I that boring? Perhaps you need to sleep earlier at night. Stop trying to distract me.. I need my sleep too. That way we could have more fun during the day, yes?

And why does your signal suddenly just disappear for no particular reason, out of nowhere? I need to communicate! It's simply unacceptable that you throw these tantrums and give me the cold shoulder for no reason at all.

There are times, too, when I try to unlock you and the slider simply won't go all the way! I just wish you'd be a bit more sensitive to my needs sometimes.

Now. I might say all these. But it's all for your own good, okay? And for our future. But it's okay. Take your time. I love you just the way you are right now. I guess thats just what I am - a hopeless romantic.